You're My Obsessed Fan Following Me So I Fuck You

Hey you. Yeah I'm talking to you. I feel like I recognize you. Have we met before?

Are you sure? I have a pretty good memory.

Hmm, so we haven't met. Interesting. Let me tell you what I think. I think that I recognize

you because I have been seeing your face a lot lately. I think that I recognize you because

I have seen you around. On the street, in cafes and restaurants, in my neighborhood.