Santa, Mrs Claus and the Erotic Christmas Tree

Oh, I'm absolutely shattered. Oh, goodness me, every year there's more and more presents

to deliver, it just does not end. I mean, why? Why are there so many deliveries to make?

Even Amazon doesn't have that many parcels, and they struggle. I mean, what about me?

What about me, huh? So shattered, I just want to ***** for another year, you know,

just go to bed, *****, just be done with it, just leave the house to get on with their