MommysGirl Stacked Red Step-MILF Drinks Teens Love Potion

Look, the note is right there. If you flip it, it says, "Do not touch."

Well, I didn't see it, and I just got home from Pilates and was looking for some electrolytes in the fridge.

So, if you didn't want me to drink this, you should have written it on the bottle.

See, you're not even my real mom, and if you were actually mom, you would have read the note, so...

I can't believe you're actually doing my science project.