"Look! I know that you are jerking off over me right now! You need to finish it ASAP. I am your Stepmom!

Uh-oh.

Yeah?

It looks like they messed up our booking and they offered us like $200 if I just share a room with you.

It's actually quite good as a deal, you know.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Like, I don't mind ******** in the same bed.