If you want to be a girl you have to dress like one

Baby, I'm telling you, you gotta stop showing up to places when I go out with my girlfriends.

You know, some of these places don't allow men.

You know, when we go out and we go to clubs that say "women only," you can't just barge your way in there.

It's rude. That and the women want to believe they're going out with women.

If you insist, I swear you've ruined so many nights out with my friends, so,