Horny, so I stopped on the trail to jerk-off against a tree

Hey, what's up? I'm out here jerking off.

Started earlier, but I dropped the phone, so I'm gonna start over. It's kind of windy, so you may not be able to hear me.

It's gonna be a quick one, I hope, because I'm in a rush.

It's gonna be a hot day out today.

Got the old life beater back on.