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Happy Cinco de Mayo! Today is one of the greatest days of the year. You know why?

It is the day we celebrate a meaningless Mexican victory over the French.

That is correct. That is what Cinco de Mayo is really about.

And I am combining two great holidays. Cinco de Mayo, which is my version of Sancho Claus Day,

and St. Patrick's Day to make Cinco de Trinco my new favorite day, Jim.